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All houses welcome! My ask is open! If you have any questions concerning any fandom I am in, Feel free to ask.

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

frozencrafts:

Let it Glow - now with bracelets and bookmarks!

Photography by pixel-flux

As well as the good old necklaces :) For now I only have one of each of those bracelets and bookmarks you see in the photos, but I do plan on making more if they have the demand. And I remind you that custom orders are still open, so if you want to get yourself a personalized glowing bottle, go here! You will have to wait in quite the line though, hehe, sorry! I’m working as fast as I can :)

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drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

(Source: jarethgonzalez, via battlships)

“You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.”

—   

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

(via adorablecanadiancupcake)

teen wolf meets cards against humanity

You should play evil apples

(Source: hoechloin, via haleseggroll)

A GAME OF QUEENS:
↳ Queen Rhaenys Targaryen was the younger of Aegon I Targaryen’s sister-queens. Rhaenys was Aegon’s favourite sister-wife, though she may have dabbled with other bed-mates. 

(Source: shewclf, via tywins)

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

(via youwinagainmoffat)

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

(via godbless-st-cyr)

ladyspookyraven:


 Postcards From Google Earth
“The images are screenshots from Google Earth. They are glitches that occur when the 2d satellite imagery and 3d terrain don’t line up quite right, or structures such as bridges get projected down onto the terrain below, creating fabulous and unintentional distortions”- Clement Valla

ladyspookyraven:

 Postcards From Google Earth

“The images are screenshots from Google Earth. They are glitches that occur when the 2d satellite imagery and 3d terrain don’t line up quite right, or structures such as bridges get projected down onto the terrain below, creating fabulous and unintentional distortions”- Clement Valla

(Source: mpdrolet, via godbless-st-cyr)

fagmobs:

What just happend

(Source: versaceslut, via thepessimists)

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:

only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

(Source: miaouler, via rubinhaar)

derrenologist:

theycallmekev:


My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…

HOLY SHIT

derrenologist:

theycallmekev:

image

My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…

HOLY SHIT

(Source: somethingratchet, via rubinhaar)

meladoodle:

what

In front of the whole class

(Source: literallysame, via thismoonrisekingdom)

thejinglegatsby:

moosekingofhell:

and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.

but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you have these little kids seeing it made dramatic and beautiful and i just!!!! catching fire u did so good u did so fucking good

(Source: thesideoftheangelshastheimpala, via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)